"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_0","You should probably try not to move too much, "
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_1","otherwise the lasers might sever your spine, "
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_2","but that hardly ever happens, so don't sweat it. "
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_3","Nah, seriously, lady, just close your eyes and chill. "
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_4","If you get freaked or nauseous, bang on the door and I'll let you out. "
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_5","Otherwise just relax and I'll see you on the other side."
"0000fx_intro_solderburn_subs_6","... "
"0000_intro_solderburn_subs_0","You should probably try not to move too much, otherwise the lasers might sever your spine, "
"0000_intro_solderburn_subs_1","but that hardly ever happens, so don't sweat it. Nah, seriously, lady, just close your eyes and chill. "
"0000_intro_solderburn_subs_2","If you get freaked or nauseous, bang on the door and I'll let you out. Otherwise just relax and I'll see you on the other side."
"0001_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","Invasion force has made planet fall. All recruits muster to your units."
"0002_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","Alien forces engaged in all sectors... Blood of the fathers. "
"0002_starfire_gralak1_subs_1","They will be made to rue the day they set foot on Graxis (comms breaks up)"
"0003_starfire_athena_subs_0","What the? Wait, where the hell am I?"
"0006_starfire_athena_subs_0","Am I bloody dreaming? No, hang on. Solderburn? Is this a joke? Is your "
"0006_starfire_athena_subs_1","‘scanner' really some souped-up VR machine, because..."
"0007_starfire_athena_subs_0","OWW! Shit, that was not virtual pain."
"0008_starfire_gortoss_subs_0","Recruit! Where in a swamp-slug's suppurating ring-piece do you think you're going? "
"0008_starfire_gortoss_subs_1","Get over here before I cite you for desertion."
"0016_starfire_athena_subs_0","Can anybody hear me?"
"0017_starfire_gortoss_subs_0","I can hear you. I can hear you faffing about when you should be reporting for duty."
"0018_starfire_athena_subs_0","I think there's been a mistake. I'm not from here."
"0023_Starfire_Computer_subs_0","Decontamination commencing."
"0024_starfire_athena_subs_0","Oh Jesus, he's hideous. Looks like he face-planted a display case in Radio Shack. "
"0024_starfire_athena_subs_1","I'm on his side?"
"0025_starfire_athena_subs_0","What the knotted haemorrhoid...? That was me? That thing is me?"
"0026_starfire_gortoss_subs_0","In the flesh. And steel. And circuitry. And dangly cable bits. You are with Rapier Squad."
"0026_starfire_gortoss_subs_1","Go and join them in repelling these alien filth."
"0027_starfire_gortoss_subs_0","I don't give a fetid slurg's foreskin where you're from. I'm not passing you through until you've saluted your superior officer."
"0027_starfire_gortoss_subs_1"," Come on: flex those fingers. And I don't want to see a half-hearted attempt at a salute, I want to really feel it."
"0028a_Starfire_Computer_subs_0","Decontamination complete."
"0028_starfire_athena_subs_0","Oh, fuck. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to..."
"0029_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Rapier squad. This is lieutenant Kamnor. We have to secure Gamma Sector. "
"0029_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","Muster to me and take out any Gaian infantry who get in your way."
"0030_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","... forces are driving them back but we need reinforcements ... "
"0030_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","I want reports from the look-out towers as soon as ... [static]"
"0031_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","... can you hear me? Hello? I'll keep trying to make conta... [static]..."
"0032_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","What do you mean you can't climb a ladder? Are you telling me that you're... [static]."
"0033_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","... appear to have hacked our motion sensors... [static]... must be some kind of "
"0033_starfire_gralak1_subs_1","Gaian black ops that's interfering with... [static]"
"0034_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","... if you can hear this. We know you're lost and scared. What you need to do is to try...[static]"
"0035a_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","[static]... whoever this is, you need to get out of Starfire. Do you read... [static]"
"0035b_starfire_athena_subs_0","Did she say Starfire? Jesus. I know where this is. But that's impossible. I'm in... I'm in... the Nineties?"
"0035c_starfire_athena_subs_0","Look at those textures...those cannon-fodder marines."
"0035d_starfire_gralak_subs_0","Blood of the fathers. These cursed aliens must... [static]"
"0035e_starfire_athena_subs_0","And nobody's swearing. But if I'm in Starfire, why am I a fucking Gralak?"
"0035f_starfire_athena_subs_0","Wish my stupid brother had let me play the thing more often. Had to sneak into his"
"0035f_starfire_athena_subs_1","room when he was out, and get past the forcefield of spunky tissues."
"0035g_starfire_athena_subs_0","Christ, so I'm a cyborg who needs her video card upgraded. Hang on, maybe this is the way out of here."
"0035h_starfire_athena_subs_0","Woah. Where am I now? My brother's old Voodoo card would never have handled this shit."
"0035i_starfire_athena_subs_0","Is this... hell?"
"0035j_starfire_athena_subs_0","Hell with free gifts."
"0035_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","... black ops is for cowards who don't know how to strafe if you ask me... [static]"
"0036_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Recruit. The Gaians are interfering with our transmissions. Reports coming in say"
"0036_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","there is an alien device attached to our comms tower [static]"
"0045_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Excellent work, recruit. Communications are back online. "
"0045_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","All units, I want sitreps from every sector right now!"
"0046_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","This is Dagger Squad, Alpha Sector is under fire..."
"0047_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","Invasion forces have broken through in Sigma Sector. "
"0047_starfire_gralak1_subs_1","Blood of the Fathers: they're coming from all sides, we need to AAARGH!"
"0048_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","Rapier Squad do you read?! Sigma Sector is being overrun! "
"0048_starfire_gralak2_subs_1","We need reinforcements before..."
"0049_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","This is disastrous. Sigma Sector was the primary landing site for the invasion. "
"0049_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","If the aliens have taken it back, they could land a new troop carrier within minutes. "
"0049_starfire_kamnor_subs_2","We can't afford to have that happen!"
"0050_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Rapier Squad, there are three landing beacons. They glow blue when we have control, and red when the Gaians are holding them. "
"0050_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","If we can control all three simultaneously, the invaders will be forced to abort their attempt to land a troop carrier."
"0051_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","To control a landing beacon, you have to remain in its vicinity for three seconds. "
"0051_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","Remember, we need to see blue lights on all three at the same time."
"0052_starfire_athena_subs_0","Domination? Are you kidding me? All I've got is an arm-spike and this glorified hair drier. "
"0052_starfire_athena_subs_1","I couldn't dominate a trussed-up Justin Bieber with these."
"0053_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Alpha is under blessed Gralak control!"
"0054_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Beta is under blessed Gralak control!"
"0055_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Gamma is under blessed Gralak control!"
"0056_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Alpha has been taken by the cursed invaders!"
"0057_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Beta has been taken by the cursed invaders!"
"0058_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Beacon Gamma has been taken by the cursed invaders!"
"0060_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Suppurating swamp-slugs! All is lost!"
"0061_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","These Gaian scum. "
"0061_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","They come here across space, intent on putting a yoke around our necks. "
"0061_starfire_zorlak_subs_2","Did they not think there would be consequences to their unprovoked aggression?"
"0062_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","To be fair, Zorlak, it wasn't exactly unprovoked. We did enslave one of their colonies!"
"0063_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Yes, and?"
"0064_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","And we did transport about quarter of a million of them here, "
"0064_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","then butchered them and recycled their body parts as organic replacements. "
"0064_starfire_kamnor_subs_2","Oh, and there was that business with the sub-space energy mining device that was tapping all the power from their sun."
"0065_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Doesn't change my point, does it? "
"0065_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","How brutal do you have to be before some people get the message that they're best not messing with you?"
"0066_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Sigma sector is secure, the enemy is in retreat!"
"0067_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","This is Lieutenant Zorlak, in the Delta Sector. "
"0067_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","Flush any survivors towards me for execution. "
"0067_starfire_zorlak_subs_2","I want to lubricate my gears with their liquefied entrails!"
"0068_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","If they come to our world, bearing weapons of war, then they should expect no mercy. "
"0068_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","Hunt them down like the disgusting... [static]"
"0069_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Sewer-sucking slurg piss, I thought the comms had been fixed? "
"0070_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","...you hear me?... [static] "
"0070_starfire_buzzkill_subs_1","Ah, shit. I think our comms relay got blown up. "
"0070_starfire_buzzkill_subs_2","Okay, let's try something else. "
"0071_starfire_bob_subs_0","My God: you can see them too! "
"0071_starfire_bob_subs_1","The holograms. Are you like me?"
"0072_starfire_athena_subs_0","Why, what unit are you?"
"0073_starfire_bob_subs_0","Accounts."
"0074_starfire_athena_subs_0","There's an accountancy unit?!"
"0075_starfire_bob_subs_0","No. I'm not from here. "
"0075_starfire_bob_subs_1","I went to bed one night and woke up on this planet. I can't find a way back. "
"0075_starfire_bob_subs_2","I can't even die for more than a few seconds."
"0076_starfire_athena_subs_0","That's because we're not on another planet. We're in a game! "
"0076_starfire_athena_subs_1","Don't know how we got here, but if there was a way in, there must be a way out."
"0077_starfire_bob_subs_0","Well if you find it, come back for me, please!"
"0081_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","Can you hear me?"
"0082_starfire_athena_subs_0","I can hear you, who are you?"
"0083_starfire_buzzkill_subs_0","No time to explain. You need to make nice with the marines. "
"0083_starfire_buzzkill_subs_1","I'm going to alter your comms so you can hear their channels. "
"0083_starfire_buzzkill_subs_2","They're dipshit NPCs but they're better than nothing right now."
"0084_starfire_athena_subs_0","Hey, are you still hearing me? Hello?"
"0085_starfire_sarge_subs_0","I read you. Who is this? Identify yourself!"
"0086_starfire_athena_subs_0","My name is Heather Qui - Christ, that's not going to work, is it? "
"0086_starfire_athena_subs_1","Oh, yeah. My name is Athena."
"0087_starfire_sarge_subs_0","Which company you with? Holy smokes, you're a Gralak!"
"0088_starfire_athena_subs_0","No. They tried to make me one of them, but inside I was still me. "
"0088_starfire_athena_subs_1","And now I'm going to make them pay."
"0089a_Starfire_Gralak3_subs_0","Hail soldier. The prisoners are back here. "
"0089a_Starfire_Gralak3_subs_1","Are you the execution detail??"
"0089b_Starfire_Athena_subs_0","Fair to say, aye."
"0089_starfire_sarge_subs_0","Well I'm gonna need more than your word on that. "
"0089_starfire_sarge_subs_1","Show me you're for real. Save my boys from execution. "
"0089_starfire_sarge_subs_2","You can start by taking out that homicidal tin can right there."
"0090_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Blood of the fathers! This is an abomination! "
"0090_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","Officer Lanzok, take dagger squad. "
"0090_starfire_zorlak_subs_2","Kill that cursed traitor and recycle him for spare parts!"
"0091_starfire_athena_subs_0","Him?!"
"0092_starfire_lanzok_subs_0","Dagger Squad! Muster to me in Delta Sector!"
"0093_starfire_athena_subs_0","Shit! He's calling reinforcements! "
"0093_starfire_athena_subs_1","God, I hope one of them isn't Bob!"
"0094a_Stafire_MarineStone_subs_0","Holy moly, you saved us! "
"0094a_Stafire_MarineStone_subs_1","I thought you were on their side. "
"0094a_Stafire_MarineStone_subs_2","You sure are ugly enough!"
"0094b_Starfire_Athena_subs_0","Yeah but at least I can fucking swear, pixel features."
"0094_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","What in a slurg's prolapsed rectum is going on?! "
"0094_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","You're a disgrace to Graxis! "
"0094_starfire_zorlak_subs_2","Cutlass Squad, muster to me at the reactor."
"0095_starfire_marinestone_subs_0","Whoa, you can use the holograms! "
"0095_starfire_marinestone_subs_1","Sarge, did you see that?"
"0096_starfire_sarge_subs_0","Oh I did. Athena you could be just the edge we need to turn this turkey-shoot right around. "
"0096_starfire_sarge_subs_1","We're planning an assault on the Gralaks' main reactor, but it's at the end of a canyon that's just a kill-box. "
"0096_starfire_sarge_subs_2","That is, unless you can take out the guard towers. You think you can handle that?"
"0097_starfire_athena_subs_0","Sarge, I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. "
"0097_starfire_athena_subs_1","And I'm not sure I actually have teeth any more, so, you know."
"0098_starfire_sarge_subs_0","Outstanding. Take these explosives, and let's show these rust-buckets what the 4th of July really looks like."
"0099_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","We have a rogue in the canyon."
"0100_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","A betrayer of the fathers."
"0101_starfire_gralak3_subs_0","Traitor!"
"0102_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","In the name of Graxis!"
"0103_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","For the Fathers!"
"0104_starfire_athena_subs_0","Jeez, it's roasting here. Should have worn something lighter. Oh, that's right, I'm a fucking cyborg."
"0105_starfire_athena_subs_0","Was it Gralak or Dalek? Certainly seem to share an aversion to ladders."
"0106_starfire_athena_subs_0","(Sings) I'll take the high road and you take the low road, and I'll have the tactical advantage."
"0111_starfire_athena_subs_0","One down, two to blow."
"0112_starfire_athena_subs_0","OK, that just leaves one more."
"0113_starfire_athena_subs_0","And there's the hat-trick!"
"0114_starfire_athena_subs_0","I was supposed to be doing a presentation today, you know that?"
"0122_starfire_athena_subs_0","This is the last time I come to Neurosphere on a Monday morning, I'll tell you that."
"0123_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Have you useless sluice-rags killed that abomination yet?"
"0124_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","How many of you canon-fodder grunts is she going to kill before you start to show some initiative?"
"0125_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Everyone fall back to defend the reactor. Fall back to Delta Sector now!"
"0126_starfire_sarge_subs_0","God bless America! You did it! Now we got 'em on the run. "
"0126_starfire_sarge_subs_1","All companies, converge on the reactor."
"0127_starfire_athena_subs_0","Interesting..."
"0128_starfire_athena_subs_0","Wait. What happened to the war?"
"0129a_Starfire_Sarge_subs_0","Hey, where the hell did you go? Are you in the training arena? "
"0129a_Starfire_Sarge_subs_1","Well, if you ain't too busy playing with the kiddies, "
"0129a_Starfire_Sarge_subs_2","grab yourself a rocket launcher and get your ass back here A-SAP."
"0129_starfire_athena_subs_0","And what happened to the gravity?"
"0130_starfire_athena_subs_0","Okay, now we're talking."
"0131_starfire_athena_subs_0","Okay, so gravity's low, but falling off is still contra-indicated."
"0132_starfire_athena_subs_0","I remember this place, I owned in this place. "
"0132_starfire_athena_subs_1","Owned with a capital zero."
"0133_starfire_athena_subs_0","OK, frag limit fifteen. "
"0133_starfire_athena_subs_1","Guess I have to hit that to get out of here."
"0134_starfire_athena_subs_0","Wonder if you still get an achievement for five kills without dying?"
"0135_starfire_2swag4u_subs_0","Don't hate me cause I'm awesome!"
"0136_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","BOOM, BEE-ATCH!"
"0137_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_0","Check dat scoreboard n00bs!"
"0138_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","Damn! Sit down, son! Sit down! Take a seat!"
"0139_starfire_2swag4u_subs_0","Oh my god, like, seriously, I've never seen such suckage before in my life."
"0140_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","Dude, you're so bad, it's like, not even funny, just, like, wow, you suck."
"0141_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_0","Dude, you got pwned, like, so hard man, like, wow."
"0142_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","Up in your grill, yo, up in your grill!"
"0143_starfire_2swag4u_subs_0","Bullshit! How? Hoooow?!"
"0144_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_0","C'mon, I hit you like eighty bazillion times, and you still don't die. "
"0144_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_1","Fuck!"
"0145_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","What the fuck?! I was behind the wall, goddamn hacks!"
"0146_starfire_2swag4u_subs_0","That was lag! That was lag!"
"0147_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","OMFG! I just respawned. That's so laaaame!"
"0148_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_0","Fuckin' noob-tube, is that all you can use?"
"0149_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","Oh for... OK you stupid hacker, cut it out. "
"0149_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_1","You suck at these games so you have to cheat!"
"0150_starfire_2swag4u_subs_0","No way! No way!"
"0151_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","This game's bullshit!"
"0152_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","Okay asshole, tell me where you got these hacks and maybe I won't report you. "
"0152_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_1","Oh my god, I am so banning this dick!"
"0153_starfire_pwnage_god_subs_0","Where did you find this antique-ass fossil of a game?"
"0154_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","Yeah man, let's go back on CoD or Planetfire. "
"0154_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_1","This game's like a hundred years old!"
"0155_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","It's so obvious you're hacking right now, so stop it. "
"0155_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_1","How come I can't voteban this guy?!"
"0156_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","Oh seriously? Seriously?!"
"0157_starfire_mlg_killa666_subs_0","This server sucks! I'm sick of it!"
"0158_starfire_s0ult4k3r_subs_0","Wait, you're a girl? Get back to playing the Sims bitch!"
"0159_starfire_athena_subs_0","I had to put up with this shit when I was the only girl in a clan. "
"0159_starfire_athena_subs_1","I'm not putting up with it from you wee plums."
"0160_starfire_athena_subs_0","Get it up ye. I was doing this while you were still in nappies ya wee fud."
"0161_starfire_athena_subs_0","I bet you rage-quit like a champ."
"0162_starfire_athena_subs_0","One frag left."
"0163_starfire_sarge_subs_0","Alright, it's time to open a six-pack of All-American whup-ass on anything that gets between us and control of that reactor. "
"0163_starfire_sarge_subs_1","Then we can start using the Gralaks' own scary-ass sub-space power station against them."
"0164_starfire_zorlak_subs_0","Cutlass Squad: if you don't stop that coolant-gargling traitor, then you'd better hope you die trying, "
"0164_starfire_zorlak_subs_1","because the penalty for cowardice under my command is frankly too revolting to describe."
"0165_starfire_athena_subs_0","Hey, console goddess, if you're still up there: "
"0165_starfire_athena_subs_1","now would be a good time to give me godmode or infinite ammo or something."
"0167_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","Renegade spotted."
"0168_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","A betrayer of the fathers."
"0169_starfire_gralak1_subs_0","In the name of Graxis!"
"0170_starfire_gralak2_subs_0","For the Fathers!"
"0171a_Starfire_Athena_subs_0","That is just fucking wrong. No wonder I'm messed up, if I was playing games like this as a teenager."
"0171_starfire_gralak3_subs_0","Death to the traitor!"
"0172_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Nooo! You useless, slime-licking invertebrates. I will not let this facility fall to the alien scum. "
"0172_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","I'll see us all die first."
"0173_starfire_kamnor_subs_0","Do you hear me, invaders? I'm going to destroy this place, and wipe out all of you with it. "
"0173_starfire_kamnor_subs_1","Sometimes you have to cut off a limb to stop an infection, and you Gaians are a disease."
"0174_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Warning: reactor fail-safes disengaged."
"0175_starfire_sarge_subs_0","I'm guessing only someone with Gralak technology can stop this thing. It's all on you now."
"0176_starfire_athena_subs_0","I'm stuck in a fucking FPS – of course it's all on me."
"0177_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Warning: reactor core overload."
"0178_starfire_athena_subs_0","I'm not sure if I ever made it this far in the single-player campaign. It's been a long time."
"0179_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Warning: reactor core critically unstable."
"0180_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Warning: core implosion imminent. Evacuate facility. Proceed to minimum safe distance."
"0181_starfire_athena_subs_0","Oh no, I remember this bit now. It's bloody impossible. Rage-quit Reactor: the level of many reloads."
"0182_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Warning: Core implosion in 20... 19... 18... 17... 16... 15... 14...13... 12... 11... "
"0182_starfire_computerpa_subs_1","10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
"0183_starfire_athena_subs_0","Shite, I remember the countdown being longer than this. There's no way I can shut it down before it blows."
"0185_Starfire_Buzzkill_subs_0","This is not your time..."
"0186_starfire_computerpa_subs_0","Reactor core stabilised."
"0187_starfire_athena_subs_0","Go me! Wait: is that it? "
"0187_starfire_athena_subs_1","All that frantic effort and I don't even get a power-up by way of reward?"
"0188_Starfire_Buzzkill_subs_0","Yeah, you're a big damn hero! Get the fuck out of Starfire! "
"0188_Starfire_Buzzkill_subs_1","What, you like it there so much?"
"0189_glitch01_athena_subs_0","I'm outside the map. I am the human wall-hack."
"0190_glitch01_athena_subs_0","Like I said, if there was a way in, there must be a way out. "
"0190_glitch01_athena_subs_1","Stirling, here I come, and I'll never moan about the weather again."
"0191_glitch01_barry_gib_subs_0","... just got here from the Minecraft Archipelago. It's almost completely under Integrity control. "
"0191_glitch01_barry_gib_subs_1","Advise everyone to fall back to Bioshock if you don't mind the smell of fish."
"0192_glitch01_killcam_subs_0","...almost got me in Liberty City, but Bedlam bailed me out."
"0193_glitch01_nacho_king_subs_0","You met Bedlam? For real?"
"0194_glitch01_killcam_subs_0","Real as anything in this place. Dude kicks Integrity ass."
"0195_glitch01_fragbait_subs_0","Calling all Diasporadoes still stranded in Black Mesa. Be warned: Integrity are re-routing spawn points. "
"0195_glitch01_fragbait_subs_1","Don't get dead. If you get killed, you get captured."
"0196_glitch01_athena_subs_0","Who's out there? Can anybody hear me? Hello?"
"0197_glitch01_buzzkill_subs_0","Do you read me? Come in?"
"0198_glitch01_athena_subs_0","I read you. Hello?"
"0199_glitch01_buzzkill_subs_0","Do you read me? Shit, I'm getting no incoming comms. I'm hoping you're between worlds. "
"0199_glitch01_buzzkill_subs_1","So if you can hear this message, head for Calastria. There's a safe house there."
"0199_Glitch01_Buzzkill_subs_2","head for Calastria. There's a safe house there."
"0200_glitch01_athena_subs_0","Calastria? That's from the Sacred Reign RPGs. And Minecraft? Black Mesa? What is this place?"
"0201_dog_athena_subs_0","Arse candles. I don't remember Calastria looking like this."
"0202_dog_athena_subs_0","Thigh-high walls. Barricades. War-torn Europe. This is a cover shooter. I think it's Death or Glory. "
"0202_dog_athena_subs_1","Too bad I never played it: might have given me an edge."
"0203_dog_athena_subs_0","Wait a minute, I don't need an edge. I've got laser blasters in the Second World War."
"0204_dog_fritz_subs_0","Mein gott, what occult evil have our enemies unleashed?"
"0205_dog_hans_subs_0","Kill it! Kill the hideous American abomination."
"0206_dog_athena_subs_0","American?"
"0208_dog_fritz_subs_0","Intruder!"
"0209_dog_hans_subs_0","Open fire!"
"0210_dog_skullhammer_subs_0","Any friendlies left on Death or Glory, get your ass out of there now. "
"0210_dog_skullhammer_subs_1","The Integrity are locking that place down good, closing the glitches and rerouting all the spawn points. "
"0210_dog_skullhammer_subs_2","Trust me: if you don't get out soon, you're never leaving."
"0211_dog_hans_subs_0","It's no lie: I swear I've seen them: the dark ubersoldats. "
"0211_dog_hans_subs_1","They come from another world. They are guarding the anomaly."
"0212_dog_fritz_subs_0","Inside the church? I've heard it shimmers, like the world is dissolving."
"0213_dog_ralf_subs_0","A portal, a curtain to another world."
"0214_dog_heinrich_subs_0","Stay away from that place. It is a gateway to hell. The ubersoldats who guard it cannot be defeated."
"0215_dog_athena_subs_0","Shit, so I've got to go to church? "
"0215_dog_athena_subs_1","Least I should notch up some sins to confess en route. Number one: thou shalt not kill."
"0218_dog_athena_subs_0","You know, when I was younger, I'd have welcomed any excuse not to get to church, but "
"0218_dog_athena_subs_1","today it's kind of imperative I reach the place."
"0219_dog_athena_subs_0","Guess it's not like I'm bringing down the neighbourhood if I blow some shit up."
"0220_dog_athena_subs_0","Ambushed by fucking campers; the lowest of the low!"
"0221_dog_athena_subs_0","Okay, not fun, not fun. "
"0221_dog_athena_subs_1","No survival horror games now please. Just, somebody please turn up the lights. "
"0222_dog_cicerus_subs_0","My name is Cicerus, Decurion, Second Legion of the Integrity. "
"0222_dog_cicerus_subs_1","You have been apprehended in serious violation of diegetic trespass protocols. "
"0222_dog_cicerus_subs_2","Put more simply, you're not supposed to be here."
"0223_dog_athena_subs_0","Oh, you noticed? I'll leave any time you want to show me the way back to the real world."
"0224_dog_cicerus_subs_0","You misunderstand. Your real world, as you call it, is gone. "
"0224_dog_cicerus_subs_1","Here is all there is, and it is the Integrity's vital task to ensure that there remains a here to be in."
"0225_dog_athena_subs_0","I don't get it. You said I was trespassing?"
"0226_dog_cicerus_subs_0","You are a Gralak cyborg. You belong in Starfire."
"0227_dog_athena_subs_0","I don't  belong there and I don't belong here either. "
"0227_dog_athena_subs_1","I found this glitch, and I thought it might lead me back home."
"0228_dog_cicerus_subs_0","These ‘glitches' are rents in the very fabric of this place, and they are tearing it apart. "
"0228_dog_cicerus_subs_1","Transit between game worlds is creating a phenomenon we call The Corruption. "
"0228_dog_cicerus_subs_2","It is erasing entire worlds."
"0229_dog_athena_subs_0","Maybe it's the cyber-goth look you're rocking, but you're not quite coming across as an altruistic eco-warrior."
"0230_dog_cicerus_subs_0","The eco-warriors where you come from are only trying to save one world. "
"0230_dog_cicerus_subs_1","We are trying to prevent the complete annihilation of this place, of Starfire, "
"0230_dog_cicerus_subs_2","of everyone you've met and everything you've seen. "
"0230_dog_cicerus_subs_3","Our motivation is the same one that was hard-wired into our DNA back in the meatverse: ongoing existence. "
"0230_dog_cicerus_subs_4","Altruism would be an unlockable achievement. "
"0231_dog_athena_subs_0","A sewer level, seriously? You're going there?"
"0232_dog_athena_subs_0","Hello? Can anybody hear me?"
"0233_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","So the rumours are true: somebody else made it here from the old world."
"0234_dog_athena_subs_0","Who is this? Where am I?"
"0235_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","This place is unreal, isn't it? Well, actually it's Death or Glory, but Unreal is in here too. "
"0235_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","We're in a whole universe of games, though don't ask me how we got here."
"0236_dog_athena_subs_0","I think the more prominent question is how do we get out? "
"0236_dog_athena_subs_1","I heard someone say the Integrity had shut down all the portals from this world."
"0237b_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Almost all. There's one last glitch they didn't quite manage to close. "
"0237b_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","I should have it working by the time you get there, but you're going to have to hustle."
"0237c_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Won't be long before they suss you've escaped from... "
"0237c_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","Bastards. They've activated zombie mode to slow you down. You're going to have to fight the buggers off. "
"0237c_dog_not_bedlam_subs_2","A first-time shot to the head usually does it. You got a crow-bar? "
"0237_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Almost all. There's one last glitch they didn't quite manage to close. "
"0237_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","I should have it working by the time you get there, but you're going to have to hustle. "
"0237_dog_not_bedlam_subs_2","Won't be long before they suss that you've escaped from the..."
"0238_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Bastards. They've activated zombie mode to slow you down. You're going to have to fight the buggers off. "
"0238_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","A first-time shot to the head usually does it. You got a crow-bar?"
"0239_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Or a spike is good too, apparently..."
"0240_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","I take it you must be a gamer if you made it this far."
"0241_dog_athena_subs_0","Not as much as I'd like these days. But I was pretty tasty in my time. "
"0241_dog_athena_subs_1","As a girl, I had to be twice as good to get half the respect."
"0242_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","I hear you. What's your game tag?"
"0243_dog_athena_subs_0","Athena. You?"
"0244_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","They call me Bedlam."
"0245_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","The Diasporadoes make contact with you yet?"
"0246_dog_athena_subs_0","I think so. Someone was helping me on Starfire. They told me to meet at a safe house in Calastria."
"0247_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Calastria. Of course, the safe house. We can rendezvous there. "
"0247_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","Might have to take the long way round, though. The glitch for the direct route is closed."
"0248_dog_athena_subs_0","But I can get there?"
"0249_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Sure. Long as you've brought some hair gel and a Frankie Say t-shirt. And as long as I can get this damn glitch open."
"0250_dog_athena_subs_0","Who are the Diasporadoes?"
"0251_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","There are a lot of folk here who are just like us: not NPCs, but real people. "
"0251_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","One day they're living ordinary lives, the next they're in space, or on a Napoleonic warship, or in Middle Earth. "
"0251_dog_not_bedlam_subs_2","There are secret paths between the game worlds, and the Diasporadoes are fighting to keep them open. "
"0251_dog_not_bedlam_subs_3","Nobody wants stuck in one game forever, especially if the way home might lie in a gameworld we haven't found yet."
"0252_dog_athena_subs_0","But what about this Corruption?"
"0253_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","The Corruption is a bogeyman the Integrity dreamt up to scare everyone into obedience. "
"0253_dog_not_bedlam_subs_1","They want to close the glitches and prevent travel between worlds."
"0254_dog_athena_subs_0","Why?"
"0255_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","No idea. I just put it down to one of the gaming fundamentals: there's always wankers on every server."
"0264_dog_athena_subs_0","Have you got this thing open yet? It's like the Tory party conference out here."
"0265_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Hey, I'm not just keying in a cheat code here. Hang in there and think of the XP."
"0266_dog_athena_subs_0","How many of these smelly undead bastards do I have to kill?"
"0267_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","I find it helps if you think of them as chuggers."
"0268_dog_not_bedlam_subs_0","Ok, I don't know how long I can keep this thing open so hurry up!"
"0269_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_0","Okay, this is where I have to sign off. "
"0269_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_1","It's getting interesting where I am, and not in a fun way."
"0270_glitch02_athena_subs_0","Thanks for all your help. If there's anything I can do?"
"0271_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_0","It's nothing. "
"0271_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_1","Well, there is one thing: don't mention my name, "
"0271_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_2","not even to the Diasporadoes. The Integrity have spies everywhere. "
"0271_glitch02_not_bedlam_subs_3","See you at the safe house. And be warned: things are about to get weird."
"0272_glitch02_athena_subs_0","About to?"
"0273_glitch02_athena_subs_0","Chilli Chomper. Guano Attack. Talk about acceptable in the Eighties."
"0274_maze_muncher_athena_subs_0","Wacka wacka ai-ai-ai!"
"0275_galaxy_attack_athena_subs_0","Et in arcadia ego. "
"0276_glitch03_nacho_king_subs_0","We're falling back to Calastria. Integrity are overwhelming Liberty City."
"0277_glitch03_lobey_dosser_subs_0","I'll see you there. I'm bailing too."
"0278_glitch03_nacho_king_subs_0","You're bailing from Rayman?"
"0279_glitch03_lobey_dosser_subs_0","Integrity are controlling the Rabbids. There's thousands of them. "
"0279_glitch03_lobey_dosser_subs_1","And those little fuckers are evil, man. Don't be fooled."
"0280_glitch03_rabbid_subs_0","Bwaah!"
"0281_glitch03_athena_subs_0","Hello? Anybody out there hearing this?"
"0282_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","Hey. You're still hanging in there. It's me, Buzzkill."
"0283_glitch03_athena_subs_0","You're the one who helped me on Starfire. I'm Athena. Why Buzzkill?"
"0284_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","It was what all the dickwads said whenever they found out a girl had hopped onto their server. "
"0284_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_1","So I thought, fuck you, I'm Buzzkill. Why Athena?"
"0285_glitch03_athena_subs_0","It was one of the default female skins on Quake 2 when I first played online. It just kinda stuck."
"0286_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","Q2: that's seriously old-school."
"0287_glitch03_athena_subs_0","Not as old as the games I've just visited. How long has this place been here?"
"0288_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","I don't know. I don't even know how long I've been here. Years, maybe decades."
"0289_glitch03_athena_subs_0","Decades? Christ, I was supposed to be seeing my sister tomorrow. "
"0289_glitch03_athena_subs_1","First time she's come back from Australia in three years. Maybe tomorrow has come and gone."
"0290_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","I don't know how time here relates to time back in the real world. "
"0290_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_1","A year could be a minute."
"0291_glitch03_athena_subs_0","So what have you done here for all that time?"
"0292_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","What haven't I done? We got a saying here: "
"0292_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_1","hell if you make it, heaven if you want it to be. "
"0292_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_2","There were so many worlds to explore. "
"0292_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_3","We shaped them, changed them, made them our own."
"0293_glitch03_athena_subs_0","Changed them? How?"
"0294_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","There were some people who had the power to alter things, and to tunnel between worlds. They were known as the Originals. "
"0294_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_1","I learned a few tricks from them: that's how I was able to hack Starfire for you. "
"0294_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_2","The really old games are full of exploits though: I can't pull that shit everywhere, unfortunately. "
"0294_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_3","In fact, you can't pull it hardly any place since the Integrity showed up, talking about the Corruption and closing glitches. "
"0294_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_4","They hunted down the Originals and started rounding people up."
"0295_glitch03_athena_subs_0","Where did they take them?"
"0296_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_0","Their home world: the Citadel. Don't ask me where it is though, "
"0296_glitch03_buzzkill_subs_1","because nobody who got taken there ever came back to tell the tale."
"0297_calastria_athena_subs_0","Least I know I'm in the right place. Diasporadoes must have been through here."
"0298_calastria_athena_subs_0","Ye Gods. This really is Sacred Reign. But if I'm on Calastria, where is everybody?"
"0299_calastria_house1_subs_0","Stay away! They will kill me for collaborating!"
"0300_calastria_house2_subs_0","Please don't take us! We are peaceful folk!"
"0301_calastria_house3_subs_0","Flee! The Shadow Soldiers slaughtered our warriors like lambs. Pray ye they do not summon the savage host!"
"0302_calastria_house4_subs_0","Be gone. I have no quests for you. And nor do I wish to discuss switching my mystical energy supplier."
"0303_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_0","Traveller, hail! Forgive us: we are trapped by an enchantment and cannot open our doors. We were the lucky ones. "
"0303_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_1","The Shadow Soldiers killed all who bore arms. However, the mighty fire sword "
"0303_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_2","remains hidden in the lower village, for whoever is brave enough to wield it."
"0304_Calastria_Nacho_King_subs_0","Diasporadoes, if you're hearing this: things are getting way too hot in the upper village. "
"0304_Calastria_Nacho_King_subs_1","We need to pull back to the safehouse. Get there asap."
"0305a_calastria_athena_subs_0","Oh brilliant. A mystical energy shield. "
"0305a_calastria_athena_subs_1","Fucking RPGs. How do I get through this?"
"0305b_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_0","Seek ye the fire sword!"
"0305_calastria_athena_subs_0","I'm hearing this. I'm on my way."
"0306_calastria_athena_subs_0","Ooft. Could take somebody's eye out with this."
"0307_calastria_nacho_king_subs_0","Massive Integrity presence here. All hands to the barricades. Drive them back."
"0308_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_0","I need cover. Somebody lay down suppressing fire. Anything you got: bullets, spells or fire-balls."
"0309_calastria_nacho_king_subs_0","Oh, Jesus. What are these things? I seen some nightmare shit in my time, but this is beyond sick."
"0310_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_0","Any friendlies on Calastria, if you can hear us, get your ass here now. "
"0310_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_1","We need every gun we can muster."
"0311a_Calastria_House1_subs_0","Flee! Flee while you can! "
"0311a_Calastria_House1_subs_1","For they have summoned abominations from another realm. "
"0311a_Calastria_House1_subs_2","The demons of the dark embrace! "
"0311b_Calastria_Athena_subs_0","He must mean enemies from a different game. "
"0311b_Calastria_Athena_subs_1","Dark embrace? "
"0311b_Calastria_Athena_subs_2","Oh fuck, not face-huggers!"
"0311c_Calastria_House2_subs_0","All is lost! The savage host are unleashed. "
"0311c_Calastria_House2_subs_1","Demons of the dark embrace. "
"0311c_Calastria_House2_subs_2","Nothing can survive that stands in their path."
"0311_calastria_athena_subs_0","This is Athena. I'm on my way."
"0312_calastria_athena_subs_0","Don't like the sound of this. "
"0312_calastria_athena_subs_1","Seriously hope I've levelled up."
"0313_Calastria_Athena_subs_0","Christ! It's Woodland Critter Christmas!"
"0314_calastria_athena_subs_0","You have got to be fucking kidding me."
"0314_Calastria_Nacho_King_subs_0","It gets worse: the furry little fuckers have enchanted the safe-house key. "
"0314_Calastria_Nacho_King_subs_1","You need to kill them all to break the spell. "
"0315_calastria_athena_subs_0","Demons of the Dark Embrace. Hug this furry baws!"
"0316_Calastria_Athena_subs_0","Die you wee plushie bastards!"
"0317_calastria_athena_subs_0","You know they get easier to shoot once you realise the turtle looks like Nigel Farage."
"0318_calastria_athena_subs_0","What's next? Rabbids? Lemmings?!"
"0319_calastria_house1_subs_0","Please leave us alone. There are no warriors here."
"0320_calastria_house2_subs_0","Have mercy! We are but simple folk."
"0321_calastria_house3_subs_0","But then I took an arrow in the ... oh, what, I'm boring you? "
"0321_calastria_house3_subs_1","I'm pouring my heart out here and you're acting like you heard it a hundred times before."
"0322_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_0","I saw you do battle with the shadow soldiers. They don't like it up ‘em, do they? "
"0322_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_1","Bunch of tossers, if you ask me. "
"0322_calastria_symbol_house1_subs_2","So why don't you take this staff and show them some tossing of your own."
"0323_calastria_symbol_house2_subs_0","Quest-seeker. Your comrades await at the sanctuary. It is marked with a mystical rune."
"0324_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_0","Athena, you read? We were over-run. Had to get out before they re-routed the spawn points. "
"0324_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_1","Everybody's falling back to Planetfire: looks like that could be the Diasporadoes' last stand. "
"0324_calastria_lobey_dosser_subs_2","We just bailed through a glitch on the mountain bridge. Gotta get there fast: the Integrity know about it now."
"0325_calastria_athena_subs_0","Goodness gracious!"
"0326_calastria_not_bedlam_subs_0","This is Bedlam. I got word to abort just as I was about to cross over to Calastria from Painkiller. "
"0326_calastria_not_bedlam_subs_1","I take it the news isn't good."
"0327_calastria_athena_subs_0","The safe house was abandoned. Everyone's fallen back to Planetfire for a last stand. "
"0328_calastria_not_bedlam_subs_0","Planetfire. Okay. If that's where the action is, guess I'll see you there."
"0329_calastria_not_bedlam_subs_0","Oh my God. The Corruption: it is real. We've got to warn people."
"0330_calastria_not_bedlam_subs_0","Run for the bridge! You have to get through the glitch before the Corruption reaches it or it really is game over."
"0331_glitch04_athena_subs_0","Of all the avatars I could have been spawned as, I get stuck with this Nineties abortion. Why can't I change it? "
"0331_glitch04_athena_subs_1","The model's not even female. Bloody low budget indie developers. I suppose I should be grateful I didn't "
"0331_glitch04_athena_subs_2","find myself in a leopard skin loincloth and a push-up bra for some character designer to wank over."
"0333_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","Athena, you make it out of Calastria in one piece? I heard the Integrity hit it hard."
"0333_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_1","I heard the Integrity hit it hard. "
"0334_glitch04_athena_subs_0","Yes, I got out. Where are you?"
"0335_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","On a transit through Quake 4. Normally I hate rail sections but it's the quickest route to the "
"0335_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_1","glitch that'll take me to Planetfire. Think it's gonna be all or nothing when we get there."
"0335_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_2","Think it's gonna be all or nothing when we get there."
"0336_glitch04_athena_subs_0","Buzzkill, the Corruption is real. I saw it with my own eyes. It was tearing through Calastria: it was erasing the place."
"0337_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","Jesus. Calastria is gone?"
"0338_glitch04_athena_subs_0","Deleted, like a teenager's browsing history when his girlfriend comes round. "
"0338_glitch04_athena_subs_1","Buzzkill, I know I'm new here, but could it be that the Integrity aren't the Big Bad in all this? "
"0338_glitch04_athena_subs_2","Maybe we're reading too much into their wardrobe."
"0339_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","I'm not sure of anything any more. I mean, nobody wants stuck in, like, Leisure Suit Larry forever, but "
"0339_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_1","if the alternative means that there will be no worlds left... I don't know. "
"0339_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_2","The gameverse is all I have. I've lived here longer than in the old world."
"0339_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_3","I don't know. The gameverse is all I have. "
"0339_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_4","I've lived here longer than in the old world."
"0340_glitch04_athena_subs_0","What's the last thing you remember?"
"0341_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","I was twenty-two. I was in hospital. I needed some tests. What about you?"
"0341_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_1","I needed some tests. What about you?"
"0342_calastria_athena_subs_0","It was my first day at a new job. I just started with this company that makes Neurological scanners. "
"0342_calastria_athena_subs_1","I was hired to design modelling software for rendering 3D images of the scans."
"0343_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","Hey, I worked in computers too. Not always legally, I gotta say. "
"0343_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_1","I still miss the old world, but this place is my home now. "
"0343_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_2","So if it all gets erased by the Corruption, like, Format C, I guess that's the end for everybody."
"0344_glitch04_athena_subs_0","What about these Originals you told me about? Couldn't they do something?"
"0345_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","Maybe, if we could find any. The ones who haven't been captured have gone into hiding."
"0345_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_1","The ones who haven't been captured have gone into hid..."
"0346_glitch04_athena_subs_0","But there are still Originals out there? Hello?"
"0347_glitch04_buzzkill_subs_0","Sorry, I'm losing you. Something's interfering. I'll see you on Planetfire..."
"0347_Glitch04_Buzzkill_subs_1","I'll see you on Planet..."
"0348_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","Behold the sprawling majesty of Age of Attrition... "
"0348_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","Two... "
"0348_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_2","Magnificent isn't it?"
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Who are you? Why can't I move? "
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_1","Put me down! "
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_2","No, on second thoughts, don't! "
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_3","Jesus! "
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_4","Argh! "
"0349_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_5","Oh, you bastard."
"0350_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","I am Draco, the last of the Originals."
"0351_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","One of the Originals? Oh, thank God."
"0352_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","No, thank me. For in this world, I am a God."
"0353_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Well, would you mind calling off your minions while we talk? "
"0353_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_1","Look, Mr Draco, I know you're in hiding from the Integrity, "
"0353_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_2","but you need to do something about the Corruption. It's real – I've seen it."
"0354_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","I am doing something about it, and I won't be in hiding much longer. "
"0354_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","That's why you're my prisoner. You see, I've done a deal with the Integrity."
"0355_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","You fucking what?"
"0356_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","I'm helping them round up the reckless idiots who call themselves the Diasporadoes. "
"0356_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","As you say, the Corruption is real. "
"0356_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_2","This is my home, and those glitches are threatening to tear the entire gameverse apart."
"0359_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","But if we can't travel between games, we'll never find the way back to the real world."
"0360_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","Haven't you worked it out yet? There is no way back. "
"0360_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","You can't go back to somewhere you've never been, and you have never physically been anywhere. "
"0360_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_2","You're existing here inside a world of computer programs because you are a computer program. "
"0360_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_3","The real you never came here: you're just a digital copy of her mind."
"0365_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Oh my God."
"0366a_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","Ah, here they are now."
"0366_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","Do you see now? Here is all there is. "
"0366_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","That's why we have to let the Integrity do their job "
"0366_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_2","and stop the spread of the Corruption."
"0367_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","What? No! Nooo! The Integrity are causing the Corruption!"
"0368_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Well, shit. "
"0368_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_1","If you can't trust a bunch of megalomaniac pseudo-Nazi psychopaths, who can you trust?"
"0369_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","I will rain hell down on them with my armies."
"0370_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","Damn it. The Integrity are controlling all of my forces. I am completely betrayed."
"0371_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","I think ‘utter plum' really sells it."
"0372_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","I must depart this realm with all haste. "
"0372_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_1","There is a glitch beyond those hills, but you'll have to get there before the Corruption does, "
"0372_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_2","and you'll have to fight my armies to reach it."
"0373_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Can't you just carry me there?"
"0374_age_of_attrition_draco_subs_0","No. Because I need you to keep the Integrity busy while I escape."
"0375_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","You sneaky, selfish bawbag. "
"0375_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_1","Away and take your face for a shite, wherever your face is."
"0379_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Don't walk on the Subbuteo pitch, Heather. You'll break all the Players."
"0380_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_0","Wish my high school PE teacher was here. What's that, Miss Granger? "
"0380_age_of_attrition_athena_subs_1","Too wee for the netball team, you say? FUUUCK YOOOOOU!"
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_0","Simulacron prototype scanner volunteers. "
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_1","Ross Baker. Jay Solomon. "
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_2","Heather Quinn. Richard Drake. "
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_3","Draco. "
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_4","Jay Solomon was the guy who scanned me: Solderburn. "
"0381_glitch05_athena_subs_5","We all worked at Neurosphere."
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_0","The Memento Mori project is now an invaluable part of our everyday lives. "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_1","The creation of digital copies of individual human minds has allowed us to maintain "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_2","a comforting form of relationship with our loved ones after they've passed away. "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_3","Instead of mere memories and photographs to remind us, "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_4","we can have conversations, share what is going on in our lives, even ask for advice. "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_5","But this revolutionary phenomenon had extremely unlikely beginnings. "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_6","Ross Baker, you are credited with being the architect of the Memento Mori project. "
"0382_glitch05_womans_voice_subs_7","Tell us a little about how it began. Is it really true that it all started with a videogame?"
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_0","Kind of, yeah. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_1","One of our earliest experiments was to see how a digital consciousness might interact with a virtual environment. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_2","And rather than build one, we used a ready-made 3D environment that happened to be on the nearest drive: an old FPS called Starfire. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_3","I think it was there because we used to play deathmatch after work... "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_4","...these were not glorified AI bots we'd created. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_5","The next morning we saw something astonishing. The scans were no longer in Starfire. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_6","They had found a way to access other games on the same drive. "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_7","More astonishing still, we observed that the scans were making changes to the games, "
"0383_glitch05_ross_baker_subs_8","creating their own worlds and..."
"0384_glitch05_athena_subs_0","I never left Stirling. We're all on a hard drive array at Neurosphere."
"0385_glitch05_athena_subs_0","Draco's right. I can never go back. This is my home now. "
"0385_glitch05_athena_subs_1","And I'm fucked if I'm letting the Integrity erase it."
"0386a_planetfire_athena_subs_0","It's pretty, I'll say that. I'd rather be stuck here forever than in Starfire. "
"0386a_planetfire_athena_subs_1","Or Stirling, to be honest. "
"0386_planetfire_athena_subs_0","For a last stand, I'd have expected more people. Not a good sign. "
"0386_planetfire_athena_subs_1","Hello? Anybody else here? "
"0386_planetfire_athena_subs_2","Hello? "
"0386_planetfire_athena_subs_3","Halo?"
"0387_planetfire_buzzkill_subs_0","Shit. We just lost the spawn points in sector three. Everybody pull back."
"0388_planetfire_skullhammer_subs_0","We can't concede the higher ground. They'll rain down hell from above."
"0389_planetfire_buzzkill_subs_0","If you die on the higher ground you'll be heading for the Citadel."
"0390_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Force-fields. This isn't even the edge of the map. I don't like where this is going."
"0392a_Planetfire_Athena_subs_0","Hang in there. I'm on my way."
"0392_Planetfire_Lobey_Dosser_subs_0","We're taking a pounding here. Integrity are swarming our positions. I don't think we can hold..."
"0393a_Planetfire_Athena_subs_0","Fuck, too late. The unreal just got shit. Wish I was back in Starfire now. "
"0393a_Planetfire_Athena_subs_1","Those Nineties shooters always had happy endings."
"0393_planetfire_lobey_dosser_subs_0","Spawn points re-routed in sector four. Shit just got real, people. If you're low on health, you better... "
"0393_planetfire_lobey_dosser_subs_1","oh you gotta be kidding me. Everybody pull out, they‘ve got a fucking..."
"0394_planetfire_juno_subs_0","This is Juno. I've lost all my squad and I'm pinned down. Integrity are close to complete control of this sector."
"0395_planetfire_buzzkill_subs_0","I'm on my way, Juno."
"0396a_Planetfire_Buzzkill_subs_0","I'm a girl gamer. I'm used to being outnumbered by hyper-aggressive arseholes."
"0396_planetfire_skullhammer_subs_0","Buzzkill, there's too many. They're like twenty to one."
"0397a_Planetfire_Athena_subs_0","Shit. Piss. Bollocks. Fuck. Buzzkill. I never even got to meet you."
"0397_planetfire_skullhammer_subs_0","Wait, Buzzkill, watch your... Fuck. Fuck. They got Buzzkill."
"0398_planetfire_juno_subs_0","Integrity have closed all the glitches. We need to start taking back spawn points asap."
"0399_planetfire_skullhammer_subs_0","Juno, give me your position."
"0400a_Planetfire_Athena_subs_0","Well, fuck this for a game of soldiers."
"0400_planetfire_juno_subs_0","I'm up shit creek is my position. Integrity are now controlling all spawn points north of the..."
"0401_planetfire_athena_subs_0","How many of you bastards are there?"
"0402_planetfire_athena_subs_0","I'd better get an achievement for this!"
"0403_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Awww, mince."
"0404_planetfire_cicerus_subs_0","We can't keep meeting like this. "
"0404_planetfire_cicerus_subs_1","I can see you frantically looking around, trying to work out if there's a way to escape from here: "
"0404_planetfire_cicerus_subs_2","like a puzzle to solve or a convenient valve to twist."
"0405_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_0","Or maybe a friendly word of advice to help you out. "
"0405_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_1","You'd be amazed how easy it is to synthesize someone else's voice here in the gameverse. "
"0405_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_2","See, we needed someone to lead us to the remaining Diasporadoes: "
"0405_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_3","a useful idiot who would tell us what we needed to know."
"0406_planetfire_athena_subs_0","They told me to meet at a safehouse in Calastria..."
"0406_reveal_subs_0","They told me to meet at a safehouse in Calastria. "
"0406_reveal_subs_1","Calastria, of course, the safehouse. "
"0406_reveal_subs_2","Everyone's falling back to Planetfire for a last stand. "
"0406_reveal_subs_3","Planetfire, okay."
"0407_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_0","Calastria, of course, the safehouse..."
"0408_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Everyone's falling back to Planetfire for a last stand."
"0409_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_0","Planetfire. Okay."
"0410_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_0","That's right: we let you escape. "
"0410_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_1","What, did you think you were so hot at First Person Shooters that you kept getting away while everyone else was killed and captured? "
"0410_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_2","But the fun's over now: for you and for the real Bedlam. "
"0410_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_3","Even as we speak, he is walking into the jaws of the very same..."
"0411_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","Heather Quinn? This is Ross Baker. Head for the sky platform. "
"0411_planetfire_bedlam_subs_1","I've taken back the spawn points, but they won't hold forever."
"0412_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Ross Baker? I know that name. You're from Neurosphere."
"0413_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","The analogue version was. Round here they call me Bedlam."
"0414_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Christ almighty. And you want me to go higher?"
"0415_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Where the fuck did they get that: Clive Sinclair's garage?"
"0416_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Put the blame on MAME, boys."
"0418_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Where are you?"
"0419_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","The south tower. I took out your cell block with my last missile. "
"0419_planetfire_bedlam_subs_1","They've got me pinned down. I'm going to need your help getting clear of here."
"0420_planetfire_athena_subs_0","Yes. I've found some serious malware."
"0426_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","Nice work Heather."
"0427_planetfire_athena_subs_0","How do you know my real name?"
"0428_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","No time to get into that. "
"0428_planetfire_bedlam_subs_1","We need to get out of Planetfire soon as."
"0429_planetfire_athena_subs_0","We can't; they've closed the glitches!"
"0430_planetfire_bedlam_subs_0","That's why you need to reach the sky platform. "
"0430_planetfire_bedlam_subs_1","You're not leaving via a glitch."
"0454_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","Okay, this is awkward. Turns out my arcade-cabinet coding is a little rusty. "
"0454_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_1","I have no guns."
"0455_rescue_run_athena_subs_0","I'm on it. Stay close and try not to run into the back of me. "
"0455_rescue_run_athena_subs_1","And would you mind letting me in on where we're actually headed?"
"0456_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","Where do you think? Integrity Central. The Citadel. "
"end_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_0","Run for the... glitch... "
"end_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_1","hurry up... can't hold off... "
"end_planetfire_not_bedlam_subs_2","bastards."
"0456a_Zombie_Gunship_Athena_subs_0","You know, now that your life is in my hands it might be a good time to ask just what the hell is going on around here. "
"0456a_Zombie_Gunship_Athena_subs_1","Who are the Integrity? Why are they erasing game worlds?"
"0456b_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_0","Back out in reality, Neurosphere have decided to use DCs AKA digital consciousness, "
"0456b_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_1","AKA everybody in the fucking gameverse for military experiments."
"0456c_Zombie_Gunship_Athena_subs_0","Just how far in the future are we since I was scanned? "
"0456d_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_0","It's been a while. No flying cars yet, but a lot has changed. Memento Mori has meant that DCs have rights. "
"0456d_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_1","Nobody wants their dear dead granny's digital self living out an eternity of combat scenarios. "
"0456d_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_2","But the first experimental scans on that server in Stirling predate the rights legislation. "
"0456e_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_0","The problem is that to extract the DCs, you can't just select a bunch of files on a screen. "
"0456e_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_1","They have to be static and isolated. That's why Neurosphere created the Integrity: "
"0456e_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_2","they're rounding everybody up, erasing game worlds so there's nowhere left to run to."
"0456f_Zombie_Gunship_Athena_subs_0","Does that mean Buzzkill and the others have been extracted?"
"0456g_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_0","Not yet. There's still time. "
"0456g_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_1","They won't export the files until they've got them all locked down."
"0456h_Zombie_Gunship_Athena_subs_0","So why am I so late to the party? "
"0456i_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_0","I was uploading a DC of myself to fight back against the Integrity "
"0456i_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_1","when I discovered an early scan that had never been uploaded: you. "
"0456i_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_2","I know that for you this hasn't happened yet, but I remembered you telling me you used to be a pretty good gamer. "
"0456i_Zombie_Gunship_Bedlam_subs_3","I thought having you onside might improve the odds. Looks like I was right."
"0457_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","We're getting close now. "
"0458_rescue_run_athena_subs_0","Wait a sec, just to recap: the two of us ' just the two of us, "
"0458_rescue_run_athena_subs_1","are heading for a massively fortified enemy base "
"0458_rescue_run_athena_subs_2","to take on an entire army of ludicrously tooled-up bampots? "
"0459_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","Yeah. Doesn't that sound like a classic FPS? "
"0460_rescue_run_athena_subs_0","No, it sounds like suicide. "
"0461_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","It's not. I packed for this trip. "
"0461_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_1","You've heard of the Originals, right? The first scans had certain abilities that we disabled in subsequent builds. "
"0461_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_2","When I uploaded myself, I altered a few protocols."
"0462_rescue_run_athena_subs_0","You're telling me you've got super powers? "
"0463_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","Better than that: I'm telling you I've got admin privileges. "
"0463_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_1","With your help, we can kick all the fun-ruining wankers off this server."
"0464_rescue_run_athena_subs_0","So what's the plan. How do we play this thing? "
"0465_rescue_run_bedlam_subs_0","Well, the most important thing you need to know is'¦ "
"0466_citadel_athena_subs_0","Bedlam? Ross? Shit."
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_0","Miss Quinn. So nice to finally make your acquaintance. "
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_1","I am Ankou, the Collector. "
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_2","I realise it would be terribly Bond villain of me to say I've been expecting you, "
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_3","so let me just state instead how thoughtful it is of you and Mr Baker to deliver yourselves to me personally. "
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_4","See, you've proven adept at first-person shooters, but the world of business is real-time strategy. "
"0467_citadel_ankou_subs_5","If you try to play my game, you'll lose every time."
"0468_citadel_bedla_subs_0","You sure about that, champ?"
"0469_citadel_ankou_subs_0","Baker. How are you doing this?"
"0470a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","Writing software: is that what you call it? "
"0470a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","Sounds more like you're just mashing buttons to me. "
"0470a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_2","And I suspect the key you'll be hitting most is the quickload shortcut."
"0470_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","You power-tripping business types always make the same mistake. "
"0470_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","Never piss off the guy who writes your software."
"0471_citadel_athena_subs_0","You want to tell me that plan now? Or let me guess: "
"0471_citadel_athena_subs_1","I hold the swarms at bay while you fight the leader."
"0472_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Ankou isn't the leader: he is the Integrity. It's all one digital organism."
"0473_citadel_athena_subs_0","Fine. How do we kill it."
"0474_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","With its own defences. The more anti-bodies Ankou's system releases, "
"0474_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","the more depleted and vulnerable it becomes to my code."
"0475_citadel_athena_subs_0","This still sounds like me fighting off an army while you fanny about somewhere else."
"0476_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Hey, I'm not sitting at a keyboard sipping Irn Bru and eating caramel wafers here."
"0477_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","If my code works, then rerouting resources to its defences should cause the system to expose its power core. "
"0477_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","That's why Ankou has reshaped the Citadel: to put the most vulnerable part as far away from you as he can."
"0478_citadel_athena_subs_0","You're telling me to take the high road."
"0479a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","God, I love watching you fail. It's like porn to me. "
"0479a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","You really think you're ever going to get up here? "
"0479a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_2","Do you remember how many reloads it took you to get through the Calastria section?"
"0479_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Fraid so. I've hacked the map to create an elevator system but Ankou is diverting power away from it. "
"0479_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","You'll need to juice it up yourself."
"0480a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","Are you enjoying it so far? Why don't I reunite you with some of your old friends?"
"0480_citadel_athena_subs_0","Well this is one way to level up."
"0481_citadel_athena_subs_0","What!? He even brought back the Chilli Chompers; they were shite!"
"0482_citadel_athena_subs_0","How come you're the one planting a virus but it's me who's fighting all the anti-bodies?"
"0483_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","You think I'm not fragging at my end too? You should see the shit he's spamming my way. "
"0483_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","I just massacred the entire cast of two different Star Wars games and beat Lego Batman "
"0483_citadel_bedlam_subs_2","to death with a rubber dildo from Saints Row Three. Seriously, if he throws any more licensed "
"0483_citadel_bedlam_subs_3","characters at me, with any luck the lawyers will shut him down before you do."
"0484_citadel_athena_subs_0","Should I ask why you were using a rubber dildo?"
"0485_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","I was out of ammo."
"0486_citadel_athena_subs_0","You said you had admin privileges."
"0487_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","So? Oh shit, of course. Unlimited ammo."
"0488a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","Some people would call this a boss fight, others would call it the end level. "
"0488a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","They're both right, of course. "
"0488a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_2","Because I'm the boss, and for you, this is the end."
"0488_citadel_athena_subs_0","Great. I take it godmode would be a hack too far?"
"0489_citadel_athena_subs_0","Right, top floor. Lingerie, nightwear and digital megalomaniacs. "
"0489_citadel_athena_subs_1","Where's this power core then?"
"0490_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","It's at the top of the pyramid."
"0491_citadel_athena_subs_0","Oh, fuck off."
"0492_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","That proves it's working. "
"0492_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","His defences are depleting so he's trying to protect the core by putting it out of reach."
"0493a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","Why are you being so bloody precious about this anyway? "
"0493a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","Just surrender. You're nothing but binary code. "
"0493a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_2","Why should it matter whether you're on or you're off?"
"0493_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","That's all he's got left. "
"0493_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","He can erase but he can't build."
"0494_citadel_athena_subs_0","His defences don't look like they're depleting to me."
"0495_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Believe me, he's weakening. I've almost penetrated the last of the failsafes in his code structure."
"0496_citadel_athena_subs_0","Could you penetrate a little faster?"
"0497_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Maybe if I wasn't also working to keep your respawns routed to here rather than to Ankou's detention cells."
"0502_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Okay, I've bypassed the last failsafe. The core is exposed. "
"0502_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","So let's blow this thing and, well, you know..."
"0503_citadel_athena_subs_0","Fuck, I can't reach it. You need to do something."
"0504_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","This is all I've got."
"0505a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","Baker, once I get hold of you I'm going to put you into a torture simulator for testing enhanced interrogation techniques. "
"0505a_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","They'll name a new pain endurance scale after you."
"0505b_Citadel_Ankou_subs_0","And as for you, Miss Potty Mouth, how would you like an eternity in our experimental digital brothel? "
"0505b_Citadel_Ankou_subs_1","Don't worry, we'll kit you out with a new fully sensory body, to make sure "
"0505b_Citadel_Ankou_subs_2","you feel every degradation that gets visited upon you."
"0505_citadel_athena_subs_0","Oh, cheers. Because those Xen levels in Half-Life were so much fun. How about a jetpack?"
"0506_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","He's gone..."
"0507_citadel_athena_subs_0","We killed him?"
"0508_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","No, I mean, he's gone. "
"0508_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","The core wasn't a power source, it was a conduit, and he's fucked off through it. "
"0508_citadel_bedlam_subs_2","Ankou was drawing his power from somewhere else."
"0509_citadel_athena_subs_0","Beyond the citadel?"
"0510_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Beyond the gameverse. "
"0510_citadel_bedlam_subs_1","He built the Citadel here to conceal the fact this is a gateway out of this place."
"0511_citadel_athena_subs_0","Where do you think it goes?"
"0512_citadel_bedlam_subs_0","Well, there's only one way to find out."
"generic_athena_bollocks_subs_0","Oh, bollocks!"
"generic_athena_boom_subs_0","Booom!"
"generic_athena_christ_subs_0","Christ!"
"generic_athena_cockwomble_subs_0","Cockwomble."
"generic_athena_fanny_subs_0","Fanny!"
"generic_athena_fud_subs_0","Fud."
"generic_athena_getinthere_subs_0","Get in there!"
